Friday, April 17, 2009

mr...not

Der I am …my new job …my 1st job …lol ….as I sit der I often ponder as to why i am being paid …hehe …well if warming ur ass nd reading ur books whilst ur looking at hawt …I mean …hawwwttt guyz …is calld wrk den I think otherwise …lol….well in this blog id like to describe …wt a real wannabe guy is ….i mean seriously ….idz fun to analyse dese weird attitude ridden creatures …. :P ..well ill start wid his physical appearance he …over built ….nd ….relly id say ….has baby fat … den …he thnks he’s uber good looking …well his way of walking interprets dat ….he thumps his feet on da floor which I feel will be a reason for tremors ….someday ….or da 1st floor bldng to collapse …(I hope dey have insurance … :) …well…den he nears my desk ..i bluntly hand over da locker keys …without making eye-contact …pretending to be immersed in my book ,….well u c ….i don’t want him to get da slightest idea dat im smitten by his …uber un-hawt ….lol body….hehehe…. den dat attention seeking process starts ….he 1st …places his …30 gb I pod , iphone ..his car keys with some goth …key chain ….and den walks all da way to da locker …makes some hugeeee noise ….den collects all his stuff ….one by one ….again creating a lot of commotion …still tryng to catch my attention ….den walks over to his locker thrashes dem into it ….nd ….comes back ….picks up a pen ..signs his attendance record register ….with so much of zest! ….dat he’s almost torn da paper … :\ …. Den …he pretends to read all da names who’ve entered …thus wasting more tyme …nd finally ….after all da drama …still unsuccessful at his attempt …to .err…impress!! ….he walks …away ….probably thinking ..of me as a nerd ….what he does’nt know ..is dat the level he irritates ….da helll outta me …is compelling me to write a whole blog …on him …..well …as I write this ….id further conclude …da such ...hyper-active pain- in- da- ass male creatures exist all over da planet …well…all I suggest is …get ur act together ….nd start realizing dat ur acting like a foOL !!

Monday, April 13, 2009

mistakes .

i learnt the 2 most imp lessons of my life today...

1. LISTEN to a guy's advice in guy matters!!!! for gawdsss sake!!

2. listen to ur brains...if uve got sum ....nt ur bloody hart ....

but be stupid enuf to make mistakes , n smart enuf to learn frm dem....

Monday, April 6, 2009

da circle of human stupidity.

All my life I’ve had choices …back den I dint know ….the complexity of things ….how my stupid choices would determine …my existence, my sole being , im sure evri person s offered choices …how is person to know which 1 to make … I have pondered bout this question all my life ….i think ….id just comes to u….u decide the nature of ur existence …the course that ur life will lead into …. It was my choice not to give in….unconciously maybe …but …dat has helped ….today as I look back ..i can be proud….or maybe boast bout it ….dat I never entered relationships ….just coz evri1 was doing it ….i never slept around just to fit in …I never bot a levis ka jeans just coz …evr1 has it …nd evr1 shUd have it ….i never flaunted the cards in my wallet just to fit in …. I never visited places …just to boast bout it later ….the whole world …is rotating ….nd fooled by the concept of must haves’….don’t u c …idz a stupid trick played by …by the corporatism …

And the rest of the human clan …behaves like puppets …. When I look around …I c a world of followers ….ppl r in a constant battle to please others….were did the virtue of self –importance disappear … a person is loved by ppl if he respects them …LIStens to dem ….i ask y ??... y isn’t the person loved ,who has risen through the miseries …and attained everything by his determination and HIS will, not by the HELP of certain ppl , …infact such ppl are despised ….instead of being respected they are feared …people are evil. Every human being is pure evil. There is a self-interest involved in everything being done , then why is it feared why don’t ppl acknowledge it proudly …why is the world scared …by whom? Why ….through our childhood …we are taught by the mildly retarded teachers, that we HAVE to listen to our elders …we were slapped, punished ruined for asking questions …..or questioning their system ….but now vr all grown up …y are we still surrounded by things where doing things to please others is soooo important . why can’t we break the shackles ….and live a life …primarily to please oneself …with no regrets no guilt involved . a human being is the most intelligent creature in existence den y are we scared to recognize that.. comparing ourselves with another human being … another creature of superior intelligence…is the most awful..disgusting thing done to a person .i wish der is a tyme ...where evrione realises his worth ....